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Where did you grow up? I grew up in Queens, NY, I now reside in Long Island but I'll always be a city girl!

Now you can't miss your exotic look. What's your background? I am 100% Pakistani

How'd you get into modeling? It all started about 6 years ago. I used to rap which eventually led me into starting a mixtape website which was actually recognized as mixtape website of the year 2 years in a row for the Southern Entertainment Awards. Once my face got out there with the website, magazines and websites started taking notice in me as a model so I just went for it! This past year it has really picked up though. The past 5 years of hard work is finally paying off!

So what have you learned NOT to do since you've been in the biz? I've learned not to believe everything you hear. There are a ton of people in this industry that sell you dreams, and most of the time its just bullshit and they are just trying to get in your pants of get over somehow. I grew up around street smart people so I've learned to ween through all the bullshit.

Where do you want to go with your modeling? I would love to make it to television, maybe on a tv series, or even my own talk show.

I see you've made our HOT 100 of '09. And a birdie told me that you're in the mix as one to look for in 2010. Do you have any big projects coming up that you can tell us about? My spread just came out in Smooth Girl Magazine #19 which was an awsome way to end this year. As for 2010 you will be seeing me in 2 issues of another major publication as well as a project I worked on with MTV and many more music videos and also an upcoming calendar.

If you could have any job in the world other than modeling what would it be? I always wanted to be a sportscaster on espn or something.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? I see myself owning my own club and being on the big screen, watch out Hollywood!

Do you have a website? Yes, my website is www.TEHMEENA.com. You can find all the latest updates on me there.

You're what we would call, every mans dream girl. Not just for your looks. But it's seems you like a lot of things we like. So how did you get in to sports? In my culture it is rare that you see a female playing sports, but my parents we very americanized and gave me the opportunity to experience everything I wanted as a child. They signed my little brother up for little league when I was 8 years old. I saw him playing and I told my parents it looked fun and I wanted to try to play. They had a spot open in the softball league for me so my parents signed me up the same day. I was a natural at it. Once the coach saw my arm I was transformed into a pitcher.

Are you a good dancer? Ha! I like to think I am, but I'm told otherwise.


Would you ever spice things up by dancing for your man? Of course, maybe even get a stripper pole installed!
What's the wildest thing you've ever done?

What's the wildest thing you ever saw?

So, does looks mean a lot to you when you're looking at the opposite sex? I've realized over the years that looks aren't everything. I rather have a fun, outgoing guy that loves me for me and treats me good as opposed to someone that's just hot.

What type of man do you like? I like a guy that is a go getter, good dresser and has to have a sense of humor.

Are you the romantic laid back type or are you a wild child? Definitely the romantic laid back type, but i can turn into a wild child if the laid back approach doesn't work.

Turn ons: What turns me on to a man is someone with ambition, enthusiasm, confidence and is not afraid to show affection.

Turn offs: Guys that only talk about themselves and money, and tore up shoes. The shoes have be fresh.

So I hear you're a big music lover. What do you like to listen to? I listen to everything. My favorite artists right now are Lady Gaga and Rihanna.

I see you've been featured in a few other well known magazines. But we were shocked to see the mix tape background. Can you tell us about that? It all started off with me being a rapper trying to get on mixtapes. In order for me to get placement on mixtapes I would've have to shell out big money. Instead I decided to promote djs and still put money in their pockets but distributing their products all over the world. In return they started to feature me on their cds as well as covers.
 


What's in your CD player now? Nothing, I like to listen to the radio.

What did you listen to growing up? Everything, I went through my gothic/heavy metal stage, then to hip hop, then to pop/house music. I'm a music lover so I was always open to listening to all types of music.

What's your favorite gadget? My cell phone! I don't know what I would ever do without it.

Is there anything that really pisses you off? Yes, when someone can't admit that they are wrong! It irks me.

What makes you the most happy? I love setting goals and accomplishing them. Its a great feeling.

What do you do for fun when you're not modeling? I like to just stay home and relax, mostly watching Sponge Bob or sports with my son.

Okay we're almost done. We'll call this the lightning round. Are you a designer label type of girl? I am to an extent only because I feel like designer clothes are better in quality and will last longer. Don't get me wrong, I would never spend 1000.00 on a purse or anything, but I shop for quality which I find in a lot of designer stuff.
Walmart or Macy's? Walmart all day. I am a real bargain shopper. Why spend more money when you don't have to?
Thong or Granny Panties? When you put it that way what do you think? Granny panties sounds so gross. Lol
Sex or Shopping? Wow, I think I'm going to have to go with shopping on that one. Anything else I wouldve chose sex.

If I gave you the floor to do shout outs, promotions, or whatever. Who would make that list? I would like to thank the many magazines and websites that have supported me throughout the years a few to name Dynastyseries.com, StackhouseRecordings.com, Tony Neal for giving me the opportunity of being a part of the Core Models, My sister and brother for thier support, My dj's who have shown me love since the mixtape site days, Troy Dizzle my bodyguard (lol) and my fans that have supported me since day 1, and of course VBlazin Mag!

Come thru whenever you're ready baby gurl. You know you're always welcome here. You're the queen. And the world is your kingdom. RULE IT!!

The Five Party Crashers You Meet in Heaven

The nation's most infamous buttinskis

By STEVE BRYANT

112609 Salahis With Rahm EmanuelBesides reminding us that horse people are truly, truly odd, Michaele and Tareq Salahi -- she a sari-garbed cougar, he a portly wine scion -- have become, in one fell Facebookian swoop, this ADD-addled nation's archetypal buttinskis.

But before the Salahi's were even a gleam in Bravo's eye, many party crashers of nearly peerless guile had already made the scene. Herein, the five most notorious. They didn't rub shoulders with Biden, but at least one got his photo taken with Jon Stewart, who's almost as funny!

David Teitelbaum and Jack Saltzberg
In 1988, two college students by the names of David Teitelbaum and Jack Saltzberg crashed the Oscars by pretending to be reporters for KCIA in Valencia. Once in they briefly interviewed Nicholas Cage (complete with Raising Arizona mullet), Patrick Swayze (post Dirty Dancing) and Jon Voight. Teitelbaum and Saltzberg were interviewed about their stunt by Johnny Carson:

 

Scott Weiss
Weiss, a real estate agent and erstwhile actor who'd appeared in Robocop, briefly devoted himself to breaking into Hollywood parties in the nineties. He retired from crashing, but reprised his role two years ago and broke into the Emmys and Screen Actors Guild Awards, getting himself photographed with Sally Field, Hayden Panettiere and Stephen Colbert. In '08, Weiss broke into the Oscars with a forged access pass and a bad Russian accent. He grabbed shots with Oscar winners Javier Bardem and Daniel Day-Lewis and that year's master of ceremonies, Jon Stewart. He's currently searching for a distributor for his film, "Crasher."

kid protocolKid Protocol
Professional party crasher Kid Protocol, born with the unfortunate A-cup-esque name Alex Mamlet, began filming his fete-finagling exploits at the Toronto Film Festival in '00. Billing himself "the world's leading expert on party crashing," Protocol has a film of his exploits for sale here. Of their crashing strategy, partner Bar-Lev says "there are some basic strategies. There's the upside-down guest list read, the fake invite, creating diversions. But the fundamental principle is confidence. If you act like you belong there, you'll get in. if you have one iota of doubt, you won't."
 

Stan Berman
In 1962 Stan Berman, a New York City cab driver, slipped through security, made his way to the stage, and awarded perpetual non-nominee Bob Hope a homemade Oscar. "Ladies and gentlemen," Berman said, "I'm the world's greatest gatecrasher, and I just came here to present Bob Hope with his 1938 trophy." Shelly Winters, on stage at the time, responded "We'll give it to him." Hope, referring to the Oscar's sponsor, then deadpanned "Who needs Price Waterhouse. All we need is a doorman."

fan manJames Jarrett Miller
A party crasher of a less than surreptitious sort, Miller will be forever known as the Fan Man for interrupting the Bowe-Holyfield title bout in '93 by power paragliding into the arena. Well done, sir

 

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The Movie is very sexy!! The "R" rated film is the story of a beautiful, well endowed girl who comes to the USA from the Central Asian country of Uzbekistan to follow her dream. Once here she finds the going a little tougher than she expected. She is constantly steered in the wrong direction, including strip clubs, questionable websites, and a porn convention. Natasha has to constantly deflect the advances of a variety of characters, including Ron Jeremy, who want her for just one thing--sex! Can she successfully make it through this maze to attain here dream??

Natasha Kizmet is a force of nature. Her natural acting and comedy chops, combined with her otherworldly beauty are propelling her career. Her inspirations are Meryl Streep, Madonna, Sash Baron Cohen, and Marilyn Monroe--quite the creative stew!

PILAR ANDERSON

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Contributing Photographer MarQuest, has brought us another one of the HOTTEST Models on the scene. Pilar has legs that would bring a smile to even a preachers face. And cause him to sweat. Welcome to the VB couch!

Thanks for having me.

Well I can't help but to get right into the good stuff. LOL...Are you a good dancer?

-Wow!! Great question. I've been dancing since I was three years old, and in high school, I was on three different dance teams!! So yeah, I'm a phenomenal dancer! I do it all!!

Would you ever spice things up by dancing for your man?

-Well...yeah..but the dance never really last too long! After two minutes, we were on to the next activity!! lol

 What's the wildest thing you've ever done?

-Wow!!! Do I really have to answer this...lets think positive wild, and we'll go for the time when I was a child, and my friends and I broke into an abandon house and glued naked pics of women on the walls and scribbled our names on the wall, and got busted within the same day. I mean our names were on the walls for crying out loud!! lol kids??

What's the wildest ting you ever saw?

-Well, I've seen some pretty wild things, and lets just say its way too explicit to tell!! Come on. I live in Miami!!

 So, does looks mean a lot to you when you're looking at the opposite sex?

-It means somethin when you have nothin else to offer! If you're pretty stable. no looks doesn't matter, but if your border line bum...you better be at least be fine as hell!!

What type of man do you like?

-I most absolutely love a man with a dream and and a passion!! Once they have those two things..they pretty much can conquer anything. I HAVE TO HAVE A BOSS!!! Love a bossy man...gotta be honest, I can be a bitch, so I need a man who can put me in my place.

Are you the romantic laid back type or are you a wild child?

-Both!! I love to be loved, but in the process, we can do wild things!! I like my partner to be just as happy as he was when we met...gotta keep the flame burnin

Turn ons: Soft kissing all over me, and sweet texts throughout the day to remind me how much you love me, honesty, even when it hurts. turns me on, laughter, consistency

Turn offs: Bad jokes, fingers in the wrong places..eew!! lyers..bad, obvious lies!! bad music! 

So I hear you're a big music lover. What do you like to listen to? 

-I love love songs!! I have a huge variety in music, but I hate house music...miami loves house music, can't stand it!! lol

What's in your CD player now?  Beyonce's first solo album, Dangerously In Love

What did you listen to growing up?  I grew up on pop, spice girls, brittney spears, but I still had those bad ass cousins who loved bone thugs in harmany so I grew with a wide variety!!

What's your favorite gadget?  Yo!!! My cell phone is my favorite gadget, its my best friend, my business partner!! My cell phone is my life!!lol

Is there anything that really pisses you off?

-I'm so not a fan of ignorance!! stupidity really urks me a lot!!

 What makes you the most happy?

-Love!! I love being loved!!

What do you do for fun when you're not modeling?

-I'm a very active, athletic person; I love going to Dave and busters and whoopin some ass in basketball...in high school I lettered in varsity basketball in the 10th grade!! I love to hoop!!

Okay we're almost done. We'll call this the lightning round. Are you a designer label type of girl?

-Yeah...but the simple things are just as good!! I always say..you gotta treat yourself every now and then to some really fine things...but some cheap stuff can be just as fulfilling!!

Walmart or Macy's?

-Macy's for clothes, Walmart for everything else!!

Thong or Granny Panties?

-Come on now, thong!! Granny panties are only good for that time of the month!!

Sex or Shopping?

-SEXXXX...I hate shopping!! When I get rich enough, I'm so going to have a personal shopper...i hate the whole process of it!!

If I gave you the floor to do shout outs, promotions, or whatever. Who would make that list?

-It would so go to my photographer, Marquest Edwards!! He believed in me!! My kick ass parents. I am truly blessed for them, they taught me how to be all that I am, and God!! My makeup artist Lily, and my hair stylist Terrica; there are plenty others...but the list goes on forever!! And VBLAZIN MAGZINE for having me on the VB couch.

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Kick in the Teeth: Dentist Overwhelmed by Sex Calls

Florida dentist fields 500 calls per day from raunchy 1-900 number

By BRIAN HAMACHER

Between the routine cleanings, root canals and other dentist procedures, Dr. Robert Thousand and his staff don't have a whole lot of time for phone sex.

But that's not stopping a raunchy 1-900 sex line from calling the St. Augustine dentist's phone a whopping 500 times a day.

"There it goes again," employee Joyce Outlaw, immersed in annoying ring tones, told WTLV. "So far, we've had 433 calls since 9:30 this morning."

The calls have been pouring in, on the office phones and the doctor's cell, in the past couple weeks, without stop. Thousand said the calls are hurting his practice, since real customers can't get through to the office. Not to mention the bill.

"I think you get charged every time your cell phone rings. I get four to five hundred of these a day so I've contacted AT&T," Thousand said. "Who knows what my phone bill will be, thousands, I'm sure."

The calls are a recording, with a simple choice of options from the menu.

"If you are gay, press 1. If you are a lesbian, press 2," a sultry voice reads. You can imagine where it goes from there.

"It's the same recording every time," said a frustrated Dr. Thousand. "It's a homemade recording that someone has downloaded on a computer and is dialing it through a computer on the automatic dial."

Since he's been using the same office and phone number for 10 years, Dr. Thousand said he can't just change his number.

In the meantime, police and AT&T are investigating the calls, trying to track down the source.

Thousand said the sex calls are doing nothing for his libido or his once-thriving business.

"It's pretty much cyberterrorism, you know, somebody terrorizes you, does this to your business," Thousand said. "It's shutting me down."


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